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good-dog-girls: kako-pup: Kinky crafting wat??? I have no idea. I am sure someone out there recognizes it though.WHOSE VULVA IS THAT?!?
When you walkin’ and there’s that stranger trying to walk faster than you-
Given that I’ve seen some posts about a possibility that tumblr might get shut down bc of the money loss on yahoo’s side….I’m just reminding y’all that I have Twitter BUT I post there stuff from both my blogs(and some stuff that gets later
What if there was a Snapchat filter where it looked like you wet your pants
itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
kushdrinker: is there a universal hand sign for “sorry, i fucked up” cause that would be good while driving
icantevensleep: The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.”
schrodingers-tribble: notyour-sidekick: deerpong: there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling the illusion of productivity that’s it that’s the feeling
this–too–shall–pass: melanin-enhanced: foxxykiapatra: theryanproject: backtothewalll: caramelanin: sanspanties: alwayshorny69 Guys. Take notes and practice. There will be a test. Expect a pop oral quiz at ANYTIME. I cannot believe there
pipistrellus: pipistrellus: do u ever consume a media thats so aggressively het that every like Attractive Youngish Character has a really obviously love-interest-y counterpart of the ~~opposite~~ gender? like to the point where when theres 4 dudes
I stg every time i go on someones nsfw they always have some gross cum stuff on there like… wish that stuff was tagged so i could block it lmao
kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder surprise That looks like
ciatri: 3fluffies: mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set
There’s no way this was an accident… look at that fuckers smug look! I know that look. I get that same look whenever I see my own cock…. =)
That’s quality cheese right there, yes sir.
lmao There’s no telling for sure with women, that’s the truth.
THAT is how you corner a niche market right there.
lmao…. Thats a hell of a perspective right there.
Thats a good fucking day right there..
official-deutschland: adhdheather: to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you
creampuff-shenanigans: deafreaperventus: wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels: murderous-crows: *gay intensifies* are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics
puyopuyo:puyopuyo:that picture of judgmentally staring party girls except live action quanchy from the side of the mortal kombat arcade cabinet is there too
meatbicyclevevo: thetowndrugdealer: precumming: I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!! or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing? thats so rude
itmepercy: samirows: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad. there are two types of people i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
micdotcom: micdotcom: After a day and a half, Taylor Swift has apologized to Nicki Minaj. Now with that over, we can go back to focusing on the important point Nicki was trying to make about media bias. There’s still a lot to be discussed around this
misadventuresofmila:if I text you some wild outta pocket nasty shit there’s like a 10 min window before I’m over it. Don’t text me back 30 mins later cuz the mood has passed that was the old me!!! I don’t know her anymore
nerdgasmz: twyllspooky: payface: catbountry: orbsteve: im-not-home: metaldeersolid: even if you ignore the fact that james holmes is a serial killer he’s fucking HOT!!! like why isn’t there a reality show for him Lmao I remember when this
psychonautsmaster:terezi-pie-rope:ivyaura: leggo-my-eggos: ilurk83: britney2007spears: joebarborak: thepurdypurdy: THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING
there’s this goatbed song that has the lines “you spin me right round baby, right round/like a record baby right round, round round” and if that’s not true beauty idk what to say.
thesanctuaryprince: // k I saw that “lemme put it in there” thingy and i couldnt help but draw Ren choking cause, Ren in pain amuses me.
that saltspray rig feel when ur team doesn’t go straight for the upper half and the sniper on ur team is just repeatedly yelling c'mon at everyone for the next 3 games but none of them get the hint.
biohazerd: laysiaprincess: blackstoic: making-a-lettuce: fuckthisblogshit: scheheraz-oddd: zwamboobs: They cleaned her room & put socks on her lmao, I love black twitter. Im done with ya'll😂lordt Wow lmao they removed a whole person laying
blackness-by-your-side: LMAO bye First of all blonde hair is not exclusive to white people, many PoC have naturally blonde hair, including black people:So there that goes.
there are friends in each class of mine that love atla/Lok and we talk about it everyday in class AND they even ship korrasami life is good
doorfus:miryjade:everyone please appreciate my valentine [Image description: Art featuring a brown tabby cat wearing a cowboy in the foreground; in the background, there is a desert landscape, and in the sky is a low-opacity portrait of the same cat.
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
just-shower-thoughts: If the guy that got beheaded at the start of Skyrim had just let the priest give him his last rites, there’s a really good chance he would have lived.
swimminghomosubtitles:the fact that Sosuke made it into season 2 of the anime got to his head.(but hopefully there’s a way everyone can make it into the movie…)part 2bonus:
mamamantis: “what’s the saddest, most poignant thing u can think of” “two white people are in love but there are Complications that make it kinda hard” “visionary. fund the movie”
''There is not greater good for humanity that the gay community.''
janemba: codeinewarrior: sunnbather: codeinewarrior: people forget that south africa ended apartheid only two decades ago People also forget that because of that, there are severe anti-white sentiments in South Africa to the point that a lot of the
pardonmewhileipanic: memewhore: cruelinternet: Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to
eggnored: Me: I just got stabbed I’m bleeding everywhere call an ambulance Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
lmao remember my botched up package from yesterdayi left the seller neutral feedback and i think they got a mod to cry about it and now im being questioned by them and the mod is making excuses for them like i told them that neither of them are going
bismuthtrioxide: thefreemanmd: kramergate: iwilleatyourenglish: kramergate: when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that this voice line was deemed
averden: friend: *posts artwork*me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats
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jen-iii: pastduee: jen-iii: *flings SELF OUT OF BED* Since there’s been a huge focus of Ruby learning better hand to hand combat in this volume, does that mean that we’ll get a scene of Ruby fighting with her fists because if we do I hope it’s
for my final film, I’m making a silly little thing about some things ive seen while at the gym (obviously exaggerated for comedic effect, ima have the deja vu song play at one time and i got a pare of shorts that says ‘art thou nasty’ in there
Brutaak is getting some new threads soon so I drew what I had in mind! (also added in the lineart because there’s a LOT of little detail lmao)
lmao I’m already back thank you mom for giving me all the wrong clothes so I went there for nothing
Accurate representation of youso apparently there’s a cat named Sunny in that game
cat u don’t need to barge into my room like that
there was So much lagging, during one of the trasformation sequences I was like “and I’ll form the LAG”and someone was like “never skip lag day”and my friend was like I’ll gladly skip that
yu-ki-oh: no joke there is an annual migration of literally TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TARANTULAS here in texas, apparently it used to get so bad that highway police would shut off sections of the interstate to allow the spiders to cross safely. the migration
I never thought I’d be so overly against a wlw ship because of its shippers but bees really went and Did That lmao
there were times that were less funny than someone once thinking i actually deadass thought of yang as a girl clone of sun
Oh boy there’s no kinda panic like getting stuck in clothes you’re trying on You get so panicked and frustrated and I considered just ripping it but I wanna return it